On the MacBook Air:
irisira: “Oh, look, Apple is selling sex again!”
C: “Yeah. And how much does that cost?”
irisira: “Thirty-six hundred dollars. … Okay, that’s made up. But probably close to reality*.”
Joe Buck on CJ Wilson (pitcher, Texas Rangers):
“… and you can follow him on Twitter. He wants to be a professional race car driver.”
C: “What? You’re a professional BASEBALL PLAYER. Why would you aspire to be another profession?”
Joe Buck’s trivia:
“The most doubles in a World Series … was Pete Fox, in the 1934 World Series!”
C: “What? Who the hell knows that?”
Don’t mind me. It’s been a long week, and I’m finding amusement in everything … no one is safe from our snark. 🙂
*Well, Apple may be safe from our snark. The MacBook Air is $999, not $3600. OK, I’m eating crow.